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Play as Detective Boiled-Hard to get the truth and solve the case in this short point and click adventure game!

  • Dialogue Focused
  • Ask stupid questions
  • Flirt with, or insult people
  • Irritate people with several inventory items such as a decapitated hand!
  • Crude humour and pop culture references
  • Fully Voiced by one guy
  • Yeah, even the woman
  • Mouse controlled
  • Tested on Windows 7, 8 and 10.
  • Made with AGS, the engine of choice for studios such as the wonderful Wadjet Eye Games! (Unavowed, Blackwell series)

Adventure Gamers: "A hilarious and wild ride from start to finish." 3/5

GamersPack: "Detective Boiled-Hard is a fun, funky, and wacky adventure game"


Buy Now$6.99 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $6.99 USD. You will get access to the following files:

Detective Boiled-Hard.zip 301 MB

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Dam ,my debit card in Paypal won't work on non U.K.

payments .

Daft really ,considering the dev seems to be in the UK.

It's a shame  these Because Because games are not on Steam ,could use my steam wallet :).

'Trails and Traces : The Tomb of Thomas Tew' looks interesting too.

Hi! I'm sorry you're having trouble with that, I'm not sure why though, I have paid with funds overseas on PayPal. Yeah, although I am from the UK, the monies goes to Itch first, and then they take their cut and send me the rest. (They don't take much) 

I would like to put my adventure games on Steam, its just right now I am barely afloat with the current pandemic meaning I cannot find work, and it costs money to put a game on Steam, that's why I used Itch. 

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No worries ,it's my particular "load and go" debit card from Pockit.

Uk only payments until you verify your ID ,even when linked through paypal.

Something to do with money laundering regs.

Anyways ,It's a shame genuine devs can't get on steam a bit easier.

Sadly , scammers have put paid to that.

Oh well  ,good luck with your future endeavours in gaming :)

No idea where the world is going atmo ,not looking too good right now.

Luckily there's pc gaming to keep us all busy :)

Heh. Oh, I haven't heard of pockit before, but I imagine it's something I'll ever need. 

I have recently decided to create a short standalone Boiled-Hard case as a free download. it's set in just one room but it'll give you a feel for how the main game plays. It might still take me one or two months to make, however! 

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A short stand-alone would be a cool idea and an easy way for gamers to get a taste of what you're doing

apart from watching a game-play vid. of course

Hey! Guess what is coming to Steam? :D


This is a really funny game, I'm making a series on this, love it!

Thank you for your purchase! I'm glad you're enjoying it! I laughed my head off when you called it "Whackdonalds"! Hadn't occurred to me, I just made the W upside down! 

A few pointers - Right click looks at things or people, so if you wanted to find out why those trophy heads were put there, or why there's a huge pile of poo on the floor, right click is the way to find out! 

Alan Malcolm is an amalgamation of Ian Malcolm and Alan Grant. I couldn't decide who to draw so I drew them as one person lol. 

Steven Seagull is a parody of has-been action star Steven Seagal, albeit how he looks now, not in his prime in the 80s. He is often now seen in low budget movies and prefers to sit down as much as possible for some reason. 

I've subscribed and I look forward to seeing the next Boiled-Hard video! 

When you're done with that, there's my older crazy adventure game Heaven, Hell and the Neitherworld, that's free, or Trails and Traces, although it's more down to earth. 

Thanks again for doing a playthrough, it's really interesting to see someone play my game! 

The next video will be coming out tomorrow! Also great work man, it's truly a great game!

Thanks! ^_^